This is a true story.
One time when I was working on a farm plowing corn, I got a hardon and had to do something with it. I stopped the tractor in the middle of the field and got down under it and stroked it off. I sure felt better after that. I was far enough from any roads or houses so nobody saw me do it. I have done it in a lot of different places in my life.
You know when you get that horny feeling you must do something about it.