This is my story. I'm in Iraq for my second time. The first time was way better. Before I left for Iraq the first time my friends bought me a blow up sheep, I told them I would try it at least once. After about a week in Iraq I got real horny, locked my door, found some shampoo, and blew up the sheep. I was in heaven, way better than masterbation. Once turned out to be more like ten over the next six months. I did that thing porno style, all kinda ways it was great.
If not with my new toy the next best place I found to do the job was on the roof. I would go up at night look out at the camp for a while, pull down my shorts and let it all go. After I was done I would just enjoy the night sky then go back to my room. All my new friends knew about my sheep they thought it was weird but were all cool with it. Some even got their picture taken with it.
On to present time. I don't have the sheep here with me this time. Before I left this time I got a new tattoo and HAD to buy some lotion. After a week my tattoo was all good but I still had this bottle of lotion, what to do what to do? It makes for some great times when horny. One day before work I was jacking my shit, it was great. On the way to work one of my roomates asked me if I use lube, I just laughed and told him I thought my music was louder. Another time another one of my roomates come in, caught me mid stroke, I was under my sleeping bag so he didn't see anything but it still sucked ass.
Just the other day one of my nco's came in without knocking this time I didn't have the sleeping bag for cover, lucky for me the room was dark just the glow from my computer. People know now to knock before they enter, it took some time. I also like to sit around naked. One time I was shaving my ball and someone come on in, I just kept doing my thing. Another time the guy did knock, I told him I was naked come in if you want to. He came in, he tryed to talk for a second then left. I know I'm small and don't care if people see me anymore, I'm too old to care. Well thats my story, enjoy.