I passed my PPL, IR and multi ratings. Now I have to build some serious hours.
So my sponsoring company have sent me to Australia. Let me tell you this place is beyond words! Utter beauty. (OK, and spiders the size of small cars... well it seems like that to me.. .YUCK)
So, basically, I live near Cairns International, I have the use of a twin and the idea is to build hours. FLY FLY FLY, and then FLY. I also have details to complete like IFR approaches, and some training, but this is really about building experience. I will get to take the all important CPL (Commercial Pilots License) soon.
So I can go where I want pretty much and around here the views are breathtaking.
Yesterday, I flew to a 'station strip'. Most of the farms or sheep/cattle ranches around here have some kind of airstrip, but the size of these places!
So, I found myself touching down on the red soil for which Australia is famous. No-one in sight, no-one for miles. I parked and wandered away from the aircraft to a small grassy area under a tree. Now I am very VERY scared of anything that bites or stings, so I wasnt about to do anything outdoors.
But, back in the aircraft I SO wanted to masturbate so I stripped totally naked and sat in the aircraft door with my legs dangling out and jilled off.
I also endulged in my new-found love of peeing and let myself do it into the red dust. Then, I decided to fly back to Cairns.
Leaving the aircraft parked on the stand, I was still antsy and decided to repeat what I did on that first lesson.
Cairns International is FAR bigger than Shoreham in the UK. So it was easy to find myself a place outdoors where I might get caught, and do myself again.
Tonight, I am going for a drink with another (female) student. Well, ya never know.