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Happy Birthday, Old Un!

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Yesterday was my 80th birthday and I thought I'd celebrate it with a special wank. I saved up by not wanking for two weeks beforehand. As a long-time confirmed wanker, my erections have been a little weak and only about once a week of late. Yesterday afternoon, I felt ready for it. I switched on Solo Touch and read a few stories about masturbation (I like MM about late teenagers best, also MF), with my left hand on my white boxers, gently rubbing my cock, which was half-hard. After a dozen stories, I switched to a gallery of masturbation photos and I could feel myself getting harder. After another few minutes, I was ready. After removing my boxers, I poured some lubricant into the palm of my right hand and that brought my cock into its full glory in anticipation. I was able to edge once as I rubbed the gel around the head and cup my balls in my left hand with my middle finger extended towards my asshole crack. A little bit more of rubbing and I could feel my orgasm coming. WHAM! I no longer spurt but I opened my eyes and saw my cum rise an inch or so and then dribble out. I rubbed it very gently round the cock head. Ecstasy!

As I was getting my breath back, I started reflecting on my life as a wanker over the last 70 years. I orgasmed/cummed for the first time when I was lying in bed, not my first time, but I remember that occasion as if it were yesterday. From that day on, I wanked and wanked and wanked and enjoyed every minute of it. As a teenager (the name wasn't even invented then), I wanked with a number of my schoolfriends, doing it myself and doing it with each other. I had only one other mutual experience since I left school and that was very memorable, too. At 27 I married and had normal relations with my wife as well as carrying on pleasuring myself between times. When my wife reached about 55, she had an operation and normal sex was no longer possible. She was very modest of the old school and sexual play was foreign to her, so it fell to me to give myself all my own pleasure, which I enjoyed doing, of course. Now, after nearly 53 happy years of marriage, I still love to do it.

I did a mental calculation and guess I have wanked more than 10,000 times in my life and not regretted a moment of it. I hope to continue for a few more years yet! Think of the gallons of cum I must have ejaculated in my lifetime!!!



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