There is nothing sexy about a gyn exam. In fact, I find them not exactly embarrassing, if anything, they make me angry. I always come out feeling violated, and really annoyed. I hate feeling like that and wanted to turn it around somehow. So....
As usual, I had 'relaxed' and let the doctor insert that damn speculum and rummage around in there. The moment when they take the actual smear, why do they say it doesn't hurt? Well, perhaps not hurt, but for me it stings. Then there is that futile attempt at cleaning up afterwards. Why is it that KY, supposedly water based, is so damn difficult to clean?
So, out into the street with a feeling in my panties like I had just been laid and had cum running out of me, and then it hit me, I knew how to turn this whole horrible experience around.
I walked on feeling the gooey mess between my legs and fantasized about my GP who is really good looking. At the time of the exam, I am about as turned on as a frozen lake, but now, walking back to my car it was easy to imagine he had fucked me on his couch and spunked up inside me.
By the time I got to my car I was really turned on, and I mean REALLY turned on! My clit was throbbing and it wasn't just KY that was making my panties wet.
In the car park, I lifted my skirt up and slipped my hand down my waistband. I had never done anything sexual in public before and jilling off in a car park after having just had a man push something hard inside me was erotic.
The orgasm was well worth trying for and I will certainly do this again.
Gyn exams are horrid, but you can make them into something better!