My next door neighbor Jim has a big garden. He grows about everything and shares with everyone. A while back, Jim dropped off a few cucumbers. I'm not a big cucumber fan, but I took them because I didn't want run the risk of somehow offending him, and maybe get cut off from the rest of his garden's bounty.
So I had five or six fairly large cucumbers and was wondering what to do with them. One night I was online, horny and reading stories from several masturbation websites. Several mentioned how cucumbers make a wonderful masturbation tool. So I decided to give it a try, since I had a few on hand.
I cut off the end of a cucumber and hollowed it out with a melon baller. I grabbed a towel and went back to my computer to see how this would play out.
I was pretty much ready to go, but started reading more stories to firm up my erection and slid the cucumber over my cock. Wow! I couldn't believe it. What a feeling. The juice from the cucumber provided more than enough lube. I could feel it trickle down my balls as I pumped the produce slowly at first. It didn't take long to build up steam and before long I was in heaven. I couldn't slow down and shot my load into the cucumber. It felt so great, I had to do it again. I went through three cucumbers that night.
Jim continues to give me cucumbers and often talks about how much the women at his work enjoy them. He jokes about how none of them actually eat the cucumbers. If he only knew what was going on with them right next door. I take as many as he offers now. I'll be a bit sad when he plows his garden under for another year.