Ok, so this is odd. But totally true!
I work at a funeral home. An odd job to some, but pays well. And I get to work with a great group of guys. It is an all male staff. I'm married, but have enjoyed jerking with buds from time to time.
Last week my friend Todd and I were cleaning up after a long day. Three funerals. We must have spent two hours vacuuming up god damn flower petals. By the time were done it's late and dark and just the two of us. We locked up and sat in the comfy chairs in one of the slumber rooms to chill.
As we sat I realized two things. I am horny and Todd is handsome. In the silence I stared at Todd, who was half asleep, still. In his funeral suit.
I started rubbing myself, getting harder by the minute. Todd suddenly notices and I try to play it off like I'm scratching my nuts. He responds with you need to go home and fuck your wife. I told him she has the flu and I was gonna go home and jack off in the shower. Todd laughs and says he's gotta do the same.
This is followed by several minutes of intense silence and staring at each other while we both squeeze our respective cocks.
Todd, the brave one, breaks the silence and says. Alright, I'm horny your horny. Let's just do this. I'm speechless, as Todd unzips and pulls out a nice hard dick. I follow suit. Without another word, sitting in wing back chairs across from each other we start stroking. Todd spits into his hand repeatedly which I find arousing and copy. I came first, blowing a nice load, catching it in my hand. Todd cums next but stands up and shoots into a waste basket, shooting with such force I could hear it hit the can.
After he came we stood in stunned surreal silence. Cum dripping from our cocks. Fortunately there are boxes of tissues all over a slumber room to clean up with.
I said that was fun. Todds response was yeah but way weird.
He slapped my back and said tell any one and I'll bury you next. I agreed and we left for the night.
I have jerked off ten times reliving this. The sights, the sounds of his wet hands on his cock and smell of sweaty cock and cum.
Since then Todd has been distant, but still friendly. I'm hoping for a repeat.
FYI There was not a body in the slumber room. We are always respectful of the dead. And since people always ask there is no necrophilia that I am aware of. That's just gross.