I masturbate a lot. I have no shame about what I do but it is a fairly private thing.
Last week I was on a business trip and stopped to get some lunch. The building beside the restaurant was a sex-shop with a large 'grand-opening' sign, naturally I went in.
I have been thinking of buying a fleshlight and thought I would get one but the store did not carry them. The clerk, a very nice lady in her 30s, looking like she should be heading up a Sunday school class or a PTA meeting, showed me some other male masturbation toys they had.
I chose a clear silicone tube-like thing that had a slit on one end and a series of rings and pointy things inside. I also bought a large bottle of a silicone based lube. Total cost; almost $70.
As soon as I got to my hotel; I stripped down and tried it.
I washed it and put it aside to dry. By now I was hard with anticipation. I lubed my hands, my cock and poured some lube into the toy.
The slit where you are to insert your penis had some grooves on it for stimulation. I first rubbed this over the head of my penis before trying to go inside it.
Going inside was harder than it thought it should be. The clear silicone stretched over the head but getting inside was hard. It took several tries and lots more lube. One problem was that it tended to squeeze hard on my dick and I would lose my erection slightly, not going soft, but enough that it was impossible to thrust into the tube.
The other problem was that once I was inside and hard enough to get the full effect, I would be unable to hold onto the smooth outer skin as my hand would be covered with lube. Wrapping the toy in a face cloth solved that problem.
Once I had everything worked out the effect was very intense. The head of my penis would slide in and out of a tight ring just inside the end of the tube. Although there was a small hole in the tip to release air there was a distinct vacuum created when I was pulling the tube away from my body. The ring would slide over the head and the tip of the tube would suck itself down onto the head before releasing with a most pleasantly disgusting noise.
When I came, it was exciting to see the end of the clear tube turn cloudy as it filled with my semen. Some even squirted out in a thin stream from the vent hole in the tip.
I tried it several more time times over the next three days of my trip. In total I came seven times with it in three days. The tube had began to split apart at the entry hole and my penis pushing against the tip had split the vent hole into an orifice large enough to have my penis head pop right out. (That felt pretty good.)
Not wanting to sound arrogant, the main problem was that this toy was just too small for my penis. I'll have to try something else. I threw it away at the airport restroom.