Eye on the Prize - my first facial (redux)

I consider myself a straight guy with average endowments but I can certainly appreciate nice attributes on either women or men. I will also admit that I like a good money shot. That is, like others on this site I like to see "ropes of cum" (as they say). In order for me, personally, to have a large ejaculate however I have to abstain from orgasm for at least two days or spend a good amount of time (an hour or more) edging. [For those unfamiliar, edging is bringing ourselves close to orgasm but stopping just before it happens, then repeating again and again.] On one particular afternoon, while my wife was out at her parents, I was hornier than usual. I don't always have several hours to myself so I thought I would take my time and have a good solo session. I popped in an adult DVD and pressed play. It was a nice couples video. Just so I wouldn't get too into it and orgasm too quickly, I decided to watch it intermittently at first. That is, I did a few chores around the house all the while hearing the movie or pausing to watch a few minutes when I happened to be in the room with the video playing. It didn't take long and for my excitement to grow and an erection to be bulging under my shorts. I would then get up quickly and continue my chores. As the time went on, I found myself pausing in front of the TV for longer periods and adjusting my hard-on under my shorts. The fabric against my taught skin felt great and I really wanted the release. Another part of me wanted to have a nice cum, visually, as well so I talked myself out of doing it too hastily. I must have been hornier than I expected, or the movie was really good, but I was soon doing my chores while just in my underwear (thank goodness for curtains). This allowed me to shift and stroke my raging erection much easier and more frequently. During a few instances when I paused in front of the TV I felt myself almost orgasm but I was barely able to hold myself back! Needless to say, I couldn't hold on too much longer. My distracted session soon gave in to a full-on stroke fest! I ended up lying on the cushions of our love seat in front of the TV pumping away on a relentless erection. I ceased watching the move and was fixated on my cock. I gripped the base with my left hand and tugged down on my scrotum. The head of my penis became more taught and sensitive. I then ran my right hand over the shaft and the head. I used the back of my hand, the palm, then just the fingers, you name it, I was going to town. Sensations were rippling through my penis and my entire body. Precum began to flow and drip down to my stomach. Naturally that turned me on even more! Soon I could feel the urge rising to the point of no return. I just knew all of my edging was going to pay off. The thought of shooting a great load of cum during an amazing orgasm only fueled my excitement! My body began to rock and flex inward; I could feel the tension reaching its pinnacle. My face drew closer and eyes we fixated on the head of my penis. I watched the precum, shinny, and viscous practically pouring from the tip. Then it was happening!!! Here was to be the wondrous sight! I felt the contraction in my pelvis and my eyes locked on the huge load of semen that came gushing out of my cock it all its creamy glory. It may have been the long build up, or the angle of my position, but the stream of semen did not land on my stomach nor even my chest. It continued speeding on its inevitable trajectory: directly into my left eye! Confused, I yelped out loud from the sting and squeezed my eye shut instinctively. The shock was too much and I could not enjoy the full effect of the orgasm nor watch the numerous streams of semen that landed on my chest and stomach. I could only ride out body spasms and allow the warm semen to drip down my face like a thick milky tear. When the orgasm finally settled I rushed to the bathroom sink and rinsed out my eye and washed my face. The irritation subsided quickly but my disappointment lingered long after; I had missed all the visual glory of the orgasmic climax! It did make me chuckle a bit though, I had given myself my first facial cum shot. I also wanted to share the experience but did not have courage to tell my wife about it until sometime later - she had a good laugh.