The visual image that excites me the most, is a naked woman smoking a cigarette. For years I thought this fetish was mine alone, but with the Internet, I have found that (apparently) many men share this wonderful obsession. The interesting thing, is that I don't smoke, my wife doesn't smoke and the smell of cigarette smoke is offensive to my nose. BUT, the sight of an attractive women with a cigarette in her hand or mouth gives me an instant hard-on.
If I see a pretty woman smoking at a party, I have to find the bathroom to jerk off. In the last thirty years, I have been with a prostitute on two occasions, and both times I paid them to smoke in front of me (nude) while I beat my meat.
I collect photos of women smoking and videotape women who are standing outside their offices smoking or smoking at the park having lunch. On rare occasions, I have jerked off in my car, watching a particularly hot honey sucking on a cigarette.
This fetish permeates my whole life and I love it.
[Webmaster's note: It took me a while to decide to post this contribution, because of my rule about tobacco use in the stories (see: http://www.solotouch.com/about/rules.htm). But, after reading it again, I decided that this is a great example of why I made the rule in the first place. I believe (and keep in mind that I have no official credentials in this area) that it is the manner in which products like cigarettes are marketed that helps create fetishes like the one Barney describes. I could go on and on, but I'll just say this: Don't smoke. It's not sexy. It's gross and deadly.]