I used to do this regularly, and I am wondering if I am alone in this.
When I was a teen, I mostly masturbated at night so that I wouldn't get caught. I'd wait until everyone was asleep, and then go at it. My problem was always 'how to clean up.' Usually I brought tissues with me to bed, but then I had to dispose of them in the morning. I'd hide them under the bed, and if I forgot the dog would rip them to shreds and make a terrible mess.
Sometimes I would forget the tissues, and there was nothing I could do. I would lie there, covered in semen, trying to fall asleep. The sheets would be soaked with it and I'd be cold and uncomfortable. I could go to the washroom and clean up, but I didn't want to risk going down the hall totally nude and dripping semen.
One night, I had the idea that maybe I could suck on my own penis. I tried very hard to do it, but I just couldn't reach. I pulled my body up and let my legs fall over behind my head. I tried to pull my hips close to my face. I got close, but I just couldn't do it. It was frustrating: my penis was only a few inches from my face.
It turned me on, though. My penis was so close. I could smell it. I got a very kinky idea: I could let myself ejaculate. My semen squirted into my mouth! There was so much of it! I held it in my mouth until I was finished ejaculating. I could barely hold it all! I swallowed. It was kind of yucky. The flavour wasn't actually so bad, but there was a strange, crawly sensation.
That was the beginning of a regular thing for me. I wonder: did anyone else do that sort of thing as a kid?
Please comment if you did.