Having had a browse through techniques section, I was intrigued and excited by the use of an eggplant as a pussy substitute and as they are available in the grocers at the moment decided to give it a try.
I made a couple of changes to the techniques I read, so here is how I got on.
Having found a suitable eggplant I cut a hole in the larger, bottom end, about the same circumference as my erect cock. I then used the knife to cut a tube into the middle of the plant and used a long handled spoon to tidy up/smooth out the interior of the hole, until it looked big enough to take my cock.
I warmed it up in the microwave for seconds rather than minutes, testing the temerature with my fingers and I was good to go.
My cock was starting to twitch, so I dropped my shorts, put some porn on the PC and started to lube up my cock with some KY jelly.
As soon as I had a semi, I slipped the eggplant onto my cock and started sliding it up and down. It felt great and my cock was soon rock hard and pushing into the sides of the eggplant, more lube required! I slipped it off and put a ring of lube around the entrance and slipped it back on. However my cock was soo hard and excited I had to use my finger to scrape out some more of the eggplant to allow my engorged cock to fit back in.
Wow it felt fantastic, and the fact that it could be twisted as well as moved up and down soon had my orgasm building. I had to ease back to continue the pleasure without shooting. But I didn't seem to be able to penetrate it to the hilt. My cock was creating a seal at the base and there was nowhere for the trapped air to escape.
My body was screaming out for the release of an orgasm, but I didn't want to shoot without achieving full penetration. I had a flash of inspiration, I slipped off the eggplant and using a pen created a hole in the end, that would allow the trapped air to escape.
I slid it back over my drooling cock and success, I was balls deep and loving it. I now proceeded to fuck it in time with the on screen porn, with added twisting motions for extra pleasure. This time there was no stopping me I was soon shooting my load.
As my balls emptied the cum started to ooze out of the air hole, onto the shiny surface of the eggplant, as I penetrated it, only to be sucked back again on the down stroke. (Just as well I had kept the air hole uppermost!).
This was a great jacking aid and I couldn't believe how quickly I came, definately a technique to be repeated. But don't take my word for it, give it a try.