I am an epic masturbator. I jerk daily to interporn, but sometimes I hold off for a couple of days to build tension, and then there is nothing that turns me on more than the sight of my own cock and balls. I set up mirrors front, back and sides, and video tape. I create some sort of elaborate outfit, put on some music, and strip and explode. While vacationing in Spain I came up with a wanking decathlon. Choose ten of the following events( some are obviously mandatory.
1. Presentation. The opening ceremonies. Present your non erect cock to the judges. Dress it up. Put a wreath around it.
2. Initial erection. You could time it for speed. Or maybe fewest strokes.
3. Precum formation (speed). May be a subset of #2.
4. Speed stroking: How many times can you make your balls pound against your cupped free hand or counter, table etc. # of audible slaps in 15 sec.
5. pelvic thrusts. # of times cock touches stomach without touching with hands in fifteen seconds.
6. Speed down. How quickley can you make your erection go away. Choose acceptable angle of dangle.
7 speed recovery no touch. How fast can you get it hard with out touching. Thrusting OK.
8 Lifting. Can you pick up 5 or ten pounds with just your cock?
9 Variations. Use five different strokes/grips producing precum before you change strokes.
10 Strip free style. Get carried away. I'm partial to loin cloths and something to strangle my cock and balls. Put on music and take your time--or not.
11. Cum. Distance, volume accuracy.
Let us know if you can come up with more events.