I am a 34 year old male who has not had a girlfriend for some time now. So my option has been to masturbate. I would rather masturbate than sleep around. I guess in this way I am a different sort of guy. I have been with three women and in each case I cared alot about each one.
So maybe I haven't had alot of partners, but I am happy I have been selective. Anyway, I was really horny; I had rented two pornos. One was a normal one ,and one you could like choose what you did sexually, and in the video it was as if we were trying to get together, which made this video more exciting for me. It felt great to think I was touching this actresses breasts, that I was licking her, that I could make her feel great with the dildo. Just this got me so excited I masturbated with my hand during the foreplay section. The orgasm was powerful. Then I went to the sex section; now this is where a hand was not good enough.
I had never used a sex toy, I did not want to go to an adult book store; so I did what I read about on a website. I went to the local grocery store and went to produce. I was looking at the selection of cucumbers; I was going to make my own sex toy.
As I was looking at the cucumbers a nice looking young blond came to the same section, holding nothing else, looked closely at them. She picked her choice and left. As she looked, I could not help but fantasize about what this woman was going to do with the cucumber. This little incident excited me more. Now I know why woman take their time in the produce section.
I found two cucumbers, one somewhat bigger and another smaller. I didn't know which one would work better; especially since I have a smaller than average penis length.
I couldn't wait to get home. I was in the nude as I prepared my personal toy. I cut open one end and used a knife to create a hole. I heated it in the microwave for 50 seconds, then I put it in cool water. As the cucumber cooled I watched the DVD. I slowly began to touch myself. I checked my toy, hoping it was ready. It was a little cold, so I poured warm water over it for a while.
I had chosen the smaller one, hoping it would be tighter. The hole was a little bigger than my cock. I put on a condom, a firm fit one to be exact. I then put in the DVD of the girl where I could choose. I was so hard already.
I pretended this red-headed actress was with me. I played with her through the video. I teased her and made her cum with my foreplay. When she had cum, I chose sex. I was so hard; I slipped my dick into the cucumber.
It felt great. It felt almost real; it was moist and fit snugly. Oh, my it was good. As I would have the actress change sexual positions, I would copy them with my toy. As I got harder, I was sweating and breathing heavy. I tried to prolong it as long as possible. I lay down on top of it, made the actress move to the bottom and, as time went by, had her cum. I came very hard into the cucumber. Nothing is as good as a real live woman, but I do now know why women like cucumbers. I think they are now one of my favorites too.