The other night I was horny and was going to masturbate. I wanted to do something different, but couldn't think of what. I suddenly thought of things I had read here about using melons or other veggies as masturbators. I have sometimes used a potatoe and shaved it down with the peeler to the right size and shape to make a nice anal dildo. You can make each end a different size or shape and have 2 toys in one. Then just throw it away when you're done.
Anyway, back to the cuke. I took a big cuke and cut it in half. I roughly hollowed out the seeds so that it was a little smaller opening than my cock head. I then slid my head into it. It was a tight fit, and the air had no way to escape so it was hard getting it in. I found twisting it helped. Once it was in, the vacuum gave a really nice sucking sensation, and held it onto my cock. I then pulled it out and added a little KY jelly. Even better! It felt a little cold though, so I put it in the microwave for 10 sec. Took it out and felt it with my finger to make sure it was not too hot. It also softened up a bit from the cooking. slid back into it, twisting it, and oh my god was that good. It felt like the best blow job ever. Like the woman was really sucking hard and had a really tight mouth on it. I just twisted the cuke back and forth and came in no time. I couldn't resist letting myself go over the edge, it felt so good.