God Bless America!
This happened last summer in Canada. My grandmother's siblings are all very traditional and all live in the same city. (My grandmother herself, and her kids and grandkids are the only ones that are Americans.) I hence have several second cousins that live north of the border, eh?
Anyway, one day I was at the house of two of my cousins, 'Bob' and his sister 'Emily.' They had rented Swordfish and I was watching that while he finished whatever it was he was doing. When the movie got to the scene in which Halle Berry (who by the way is HOT) is showing her beautiful breasts, I paused it and stuck my hand down inside my shorts and boxers to masturbate. I heard footsteps coming, so I repositioned my shorts as to not make it obvious, but my boner was very obvious to Bob when he entered.
Startled, I just said, 'Uhh.. I have to go to the bathroom and quickly turned my back to him. He didn't believe me for a second. I think he knew what had really happened. He seemed cool and nonchalant about it. I am going to Canada again tomorrow for a family reunion. I doubt this will happen again. I will certainly be more careful than I was last year.
Happy Masturbating, especially to the girls. Girls need to know it's ok to masturbate and that they can admit it.