My uncle owned a hamburger restaurant and for my 7th birthday he shut it down so that I could have a party with all my friends. There were people from school, the neighborhood, baseball, karate and Sunday school so it was a nice sized party and my mom had hired a clown. When the clown was done performing I went to the restroom but when I walked in the clown was standing at the urinal. He was not masturbating and he was not aroused but the goofy white faced clown with the fake nose had a very real penis. It had what seemed like a huge head, it was purple and kind of reddish, he had long scraggly brown pubic hairs. When the clown saw me staring he must have been embarrassed because he wasn't even finished urinating and he quickly pulled up his clown pants making his urine hit the wall before his pants were completely up.
Fast-forward 13 years and my ex-girlfriend and I are invited to a Halloween party and she picks out our costumes which were Raggedy Ann and Andy. Those costumes reminded me so much of the clown I went into the bathroom wearing the costume and pulled my dick out to look at myself in the mirror. Soon I was rock hard and began teasing my penis which was turning all sorts of colors. The head of my penis seemed much bigger than normal and soon it was spurting and eventually oozing out semen. I didn't pay attention and messed up the front of the costume. So when we returned our costumes the rental guy thought it was food and we got charged an extra fee. If he only knew.