I sell real estate. In fact, I sell one hell of a lot of real estate. In the past few months, I've discovered a new use for the homes I'm listing. I masturbate in them.
It's not that my sex life is lacking. My husband and I go it at big-time almost every night, often more than once. Besides that, my hobby is belly dancing, and if anyone ever tells you belly dancing isn't about sex, they're lying. More times than I can count, I've climaxed spontaneously while shaking my booty, and believe me, I've seen tell tale wet spots in men's pants when I've been shimmying for them.
But that's a story for another time. If you'd like to hear it, make a comment and let me know. This is about the real estate business.
If you haven't figured it out by now, my sex motor runs pretty high. I've been known to sneak in a jilling session in the restroom at work or in the car, and I always carry at least one mini-vibrator in my purse for those 'special need' times.
In fact, it was sort of a special need that helped me get into my new habit. I'd been at a lunch with a client, a hot, studly one, and after spending the lunch hour thinking more about his cock than his portfolio, I was horny as a teenager. I didn't think just a quick rub job in a restroom stall would do the trick.
Fortunately, I remembered that a vacant house I was listing was nearby. I drove over in less than ten minutes, let myself in, went into the main bedroom (it was still fully furnished), put a towel down on the bed, pulled off my skirt and pantyhose, peeled off my soaked panties, and wasted no time frigging myself to a frenzied orgasm. After calming down a bit, I took it a little slower, and got myself off a second time.
Well, that was just the start of something big. I've made it a point to find out when properties will be vacant. I now make sure to carry my own towels in a briefcase, so I won't have to wash one and bring it back, as I did that first time. Sometimes, if I have firm plans, firm in my clit, I should say, I save time by donning crotchless pantyhose and panties.
Always, I'm worked up by the time I get there, so it doesn't take me more than a few minutes to achieve what I have to say are thundering orgasms. I mean, I come really hard; my pussy is absolutely throbbing, and waiting for me to set it loose.
I've discovered a few interesting things in the houses I've visited, the ones still inhabited. Let's just say lots of women leave used panties around, and I've found I enjoy their aroma. I've learned some of my clients have interesting toys of their own. Once, I even used a client's dildo on myself, and got off like you wouldn't believe. Naturally, I left my own juices on it. It may be my imagination, but the client's seemed even friendlier since then, but that could just be the big offer I brought her on the house.
Well, I could tell you more, but this is running long, and I think I'd better arrange for a showing, if you know what I mean.
Ask yourself this: Would you prefer a real estate agent who is prim and proper, but who may not get you your price, or one who might have finger-fucked herself on your bed a time or two, and will get you what you want, maybe in more ways than one?
Again, if you'd like to make comments, either about real estate or the sexual effects of belly dancing, I'd love to read them. I'd love to share specifics of some of my cunt-blasting spots, if you'll just make comments and encourage me. In the meantime, use your full-service real estate agent.