I have been Married for a few years now, and we have never hidden the fact that we masturbate. This said I had never told her that I can't help but jerk off to a show about someone named 'Lizzy'.
One afternoon when she was out at the store, the show was on and I decided to have a little fun.
'Oh Lizzy, Oh Lizzy' I yelled as I climaxed. When I spun around to grab a towel to clean up, I saw my wife. I was caught.
Later that week my wife rented a spin off movie of the show for a group movie night.