Yesterday, I was about to run some errands when I noticed this kid sitting down on the grassy median in front of my house. I didn't recognize him as being any of the neighborhood kids.
Anyway, I couldn't help but see that he was looking at his crotch and his hand was going up and down. I thought to myself this is too good to be true, but when I looked, I saw the concentration on his face. So I decided to run back to the house and watch from the window. Just as I got into the house, I heard my neighbor shut his door. Just then, I saw him stand up, zip up and buttoned his pants up and walk away. I followed him a little bit, hoping he'd stop and whip it out again, but that didn't happen.