I haven't seen any stories of late from the contributors singing the praises of the humble carrot.
Carrots come in all lengths and diameters and make wonderful dildos.
The weekly shopping list always includes carrots and I never fail to get an erection while making my weekly selection. Should I get the long thin ones; should I get fat ones; are there any this week with unusual knobs on them?
With a spot of lubricant they penerate my arse so easily and if they are kept in the fridge they feel so cool.
When I have finished with the carrot I simply peel off its skin and eat the little bugger. It brings a smile to face to know that a few moments earlier it was in my arse.