When my wife was out of town one weekend, I decided I wanted to do some experimenting-I always wanted to 'get fucked' but was too afraid to try another guy. So, I got creative with a plan.
First, I just jerked off into a baggie and saved it for my plan later that night. That evening, I got a bag of carrots from the fridge. I picked a fairly good size one for 'realism'-but that wouldn't kill me-about an inch and a half thick and pretty long. I had fun carving the butt end into the shape of the swollen head a cock. Then I microwaved the thing for a few seconds to warm it up.
And then came the delectable part-I dipped and rolled it in my spent come from the morning coating it well and making sure it was well lubed.
The anticipation almost did me in before I started! On my back I raised my kees and supported my ass with a pillow. My cock was throbbing erect and my breathign was very shallow, and god was I ready. I started pushing the carrot against my asshole, and at first there was no give at all-I had to re-lube the thick stump with my slippery morning cum. I tried to relax a bit and started pushing again-then it popped in a bit and I almost jumped off the bed. I pulled it back a bit then pushed down on it again harder. I couldn't believe how it started to just slide in. I repeated the pull back and push in a few times, each time deeper-pretty soon I must have had a good 4-5 inches of this thick warm thing inside me. I had to stop every few seconds to take some breaths and keep myself from cummming to enjoy it a bit longer. But pretty soon I new it was too late. So I started a few quick pumps, like a guy might do right before he was going to come in me. I hadn't even touched my cock yet but it didn't matter-as soon as I made the last deep push, it seemed to hit someting and suddenly I just erupted, my cum seemed to shoot out of me with incredible force, maybe with the added pressure of my sphincter pulsating and almost gripping the carrot inside me.
After I was done,i just laid there panting-it was an added thrill that seemed to start a second small orgasm when I forced the carrot back out of me as though I was shitting!
I've done this every chance I get now.