I had always had a problem thinking that my penis was below average size. I had measured it before and thought that it was barely five inches long. It wasn't until there was a research study for men between 18 and 35 to determine average penis size.
I went into this room, got behind a curtain and had my erection measured by a man in a white lab coat. 'Ok six point one inches length and four point eight inches girth,' he said.
My reply was 'Really? six point one inches.'
'Yes sir, average.'
I went home feeling like a new man and the first thing I did was look in the mirror for a while and then proceeded to ejaculate into some bath tissue. That's pretty much it, I was just very happy to find that I was at least average-sized and had been measuring wrong all along.