I am somewhat sorry I did the following to a woman. Please answer my questions :)
I've got some questions I would like to be answered by viewers:
1. Does anyone like women farting?
2. Does anyone like big butts?
3. What is the equivalent of a UK Size 16 pair of undies in the USA?
I live near an unmarried lady in her 60's who is sexy. She is slim, but has big breasts and a very large, chunky butt. I often masturbate to the thought of me ejaculating in her anus, whilst she is squatting.
My mother, sister and I often have dinner at her house, so I know her house well. One time my mother sent my sister and me to her house to ask what time we should come to her house for dinner. We knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered. To our surprise the door was unlocked, so we walked into the kitchen. My sister and I thought she had probably left the house and had forgot to lock the door, so I told my sister to go home and ring her cell phone.
I sat in the kitchen for a few minutes when I heard a phone ring. It was the old lady's cell phone - I could hear it in the living room! I entered the living room and sure enough it was there, ringing. It then occurred to me she must be home.
I walked upstairs and looked around. I then realised why she couldn't answer the door - she was in the shower! At the end of the hallway a door lay a few inches open, and I could hear water running. Nervously I crept to the door and peered in. I couldn't see anything because the shower door was hidden with steam. So I crouched and listened to her wash herself. Then it happened! After a while I heard a loud 'bbrrrrtt!'
She had just FARTED! This made my dick really hard!
I went downstairs quickly, but softly, and looked in her bedroom. In front of me laid a clean pair of full-briefs. I grabbed them and looked at the size tag, which read 'UK SIZE 16'. In England, that is huge! Don't know how big that is in the USA. I rubbed the underwear on the tip of my hard dick and balls for half a minute. And then ran home nervously!