Ok, as I enjoy getting off as much as anyone else, I usually read this great site, while edging and watching porn.
Anyways, the other day I was feeling really excited and I have this mini baseball bat, what I did was take this bat, put a condom on it, and lubed that, my ass and my cock. I took this bat and wedged it between the dryer and a heavy box. As I was stroking I had this bat exactly the right height I could slid down right on it. I turned the dryer on and slid up and down while I was stroking my cock, it felt like a vibe up my ass and it did not take me long to cum. I shot about 5 ropes all the while fucking my ass. It's not gay, it just makes you cum more and harder.
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