THIS IS THE WORLDS BEST ARTIFICIAL FELLATIO TECHNIQE EVER!!!!
You wont be able to tell the difference between this and the real thing. I guarentee it.
ok first you will need a good sized cucumber, a knife a spoon a microwave a small spoon(optional).First what you need to do is cut the edges of the cucumber off so its about the size of youre penis. then use the knife and spoon to scoop out the insides. when you can fit youre penis in then put it in the microwave for about 40 seconds. now you have a choice. choice 1 wait till it cools and use it now, or number 2 go for quality and use the small spoon. If youre goin for quality get the smallest spoon you can find and scrape the insides until you can put youre finger in the cucumber and then in youre mouth and almost not tell the difference.
**IMPORTANT** make sure you dont tear the cucumber while carving it and dont carve all the way to the cucumber's skin it dosent feel quite as good. One one more thing 1 you can change the way it works by changing the lube you use. for instance if you use a mixture of canola or vegatable oil and lotion it is GREAT!! for fellatio or if you like the pussy then use all lotion and try to go for it in the missionary position with you on yous stomach and the cucumber under you the pressure on youre dick is great. PS.try grabbing the cucumber, putting it on youre dick, holding it between youre 2 palms and spinning it. its great.