First, I love Solo Touch! Second, I AM NOT GAY!
I found this technique one day when I was extremely horny, and needed more than just a hand relief. I have always liked sticking my fingers up my ass, it hurt at first but now I love it. So I found out a great way to get off. First, stick something long (toilet brush, plunger, broom) between your mattress of your bed. Second, get on your hands and knees with your butt aiming towards the object. For me, I like to shave all my pubic hair, my balls and my anus for ultimate pleasure and good looks. And thirdly, lube up your ass and push your butt toward the object, and let it enter your ass. It will hurt at first, but then it will turn into pleasure. Once the object is in your ass, thrust your body back in forth so you can get the full pleasure of it.
While I'm doing this, I jack off until I can't hold it anymore. And so I don't make a mess on my carpet, grab your cum with your hand and put it in your mouth. Trust me! With the anal pleasure and that, it will rock your world! Please try it, it's great! Also, this does not make you gay!