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'Balloon-Man' Jack-off

"Balloon-man" jackoff"

This is how I first jacked off and what I did for a while. I have now resort to more "common" practices.

During early adolescence I had this thing for people who got big like a balloon. Like that one girl who loves gum in Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory or as seen on a lot of cartoons. So I took a one of my mom's sweat pants and sweat shirt (she is really big) and I took one of those huge garbage bags. I would wait until I was alone at home (garbage bags make alot of noise) and take off all my clothes except for my underwear. I would then proceed to wrap the bag in between my legs and up the front , I would then put on the sweatshirt and pants, pulling the open end of the bag through the top of the sweatshirt. I then start to inflate it by blowind into the bag (I also sometimes used an air compressor instead). Now I first just did this to see how it would feel.

Then one day, happened to be a day I used the air compressor, I inflated it and proceeded back into the house into the living (the air compressor was in the garage) and I was just playing around and started to walk and stuff. I then laid down on my stomach (remember I still had the bag inflated) and just started to rock side to side when all of a sudden it happened. I first just thought I must have had to pee. So I just changed my pants and didn't think anything of it. But then started to happen more and more frequently when I do it, even after just going to the bathroom. This is when I first realized I was jacking off. So I kept this up for a while. Until I became too tall for a garbage bag. So to overcome this, I took two garbage bags and cut off the bottom of one of them so they looked like a tube. I then used mailing tape to seal the two bags. and that solved it. I then started to find all the tapes my dad used to tape porno's I then started watching these while blowing myself up and got a good effect. I eventually grew out of having to use the bag.****"Clean ways of jacking-off"

I only use 2 Ideas, but I am sure you can think of others:

1. This is hard to get, use adult diapers. Although they do sell male ones, unless you want to have everyone in the place stare at you because they are wondering why a teenager has bladder problems, I wouldn't suggest getting them. Instead get the ones for woman. If anyone questions you, just say your mother has a hard time walking and had me get these for her or some other B.S. reason. Although some are meant to be used by themselves, I don't since some are designed only for the female area, which is between the legs, instead of in front. So I slip it in my underpants. Another idea is to take them from you mom if she uses them. But she would get suspicious why they are missing.

2. I get 3 washcloths and put them in to my underwear. I use 3 because that is the amount I need. this is a lot more readily to get then the other one, plus the fibers of the washcloth provide excellent stimulation.

Here's an extra you can try but I didn't like--For this one you need a large plastic bag and some sort of lubricant. when you are at erection, lube up and slide your cock into the bag. You can also try condoms, but make sure no one from school works there because they will start questioning you why you have condoms and you don't have a girlfriend. If you do have a girlfriend, then they probably won't really notice.


Posted on: 1999-02-02 00:00:00 | Author: