The Naked Truth

I am a male, 38 years of age, whose 'career' in masturbation began rather normally. In my early teens, though, it's evolved quite substantially ever since. To make a long story less so, in my mid twenties I discovered the joys of masturbating in public, mostly while driving down the freeway or in some barren parking lot. On occasion, however, I have managed to pleasure myself in the odd grocery store or public library. Yet my favorite 'haunts' by far are ladies' rest rooms. Now before anyone gets alarmed, rest assured I have no desire to 'victimize' anyone-male or female-by which I mean that I always ensure that the facility is empty before I enter and in other locations I make every attempt to conceal my activities. I am not interested in 'showing off' for anyone, but I get immense satisfaction just from the knowledge that I successfully 'pulled it off'-no pun intended-without getting caught. And, of course, it goes without saying that I'd strongly discourage anyone else from trying this, as it could have serious legal or safety ramifications. Yet, for me, it brings such satisfaction, that the thought of quitting is just unacceptable. One day, I'm sure, I'll be caught and punished and perhaps that will be incentive enough to curtail my auto-erotic pursuits. Until such time, the sensation of 'beating the odds' is just far too sweet to pass up!