Don't Forget Your Tools
Don't Forget Your Tools!
I enjoy masturbation to the full extent. Masturbation is something I do before I am able to sleep at night. I travel often and my personal goal is to masturbate in every city I come across. So far I have masturbated in 57% of small towns in the U.S. I am hoping to someday gain worldwide domination. No pun intended.
One method I have found especially effective is to use my portable drill and home made attachments: dildoes, massage rods, golf balls, cigar tubes, and fishing bait. My friends call me a "Master Baiter." A dremel tool can be just as effective with its flexing wand. Portable tools are the best due to their versatility and mobility. Don't leave home without it. Home made masturbation tools have always been a hobby of mine. In fact the process of conjuring up one can be an erotic experience. Please do not use a jack hammer. BMW
I enjoy masturbation to the full extent. Masturbation is something I do before I am able to sleep at night. I travel often and my personal goal is to masturbate in every city I come across. So far I have masturbated in 57% of small towns in the U.S. I am hoping to someday gain worldwide domination. No pun intended.
One method I have found especially effective is to use my portable drill and home made attachments: dildoes, massage rods, golf balls, cigar tubes, and fishing bait. My friends call me a "Master Baiter." A dremel tool can be just as effective with its flexing wand. Portable tools are the best due to their versatility and mobility. Don't leave home without it. Home made masturbation tools have always been a hobby of mine. In fact the process of conjuring up one can be an erotic experience. Please do not use a jack hammer. BMW
Posted on: 1999-02-02 00:00:00 |
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