Fun With Cucumcber

Get a cucumber and hollow out the inside. Make sure you are careful hollowing out the inside because you don't want to break the cucumber. Just hollow it enough that your dick will fit. Now put it in the microwave for 10 seconds. If the inside is not warm, put it in the microwave for a few more seconds. Now take it out and hump the cucumber. The inside is nice and warm so it feels like a real pussy. You can also go ahead and cum in the cucumber. This is a good way to practice for the real thing. Enjoy.