Feels Real

What you need to do is first to purchase an eggplant from the produce dept. Then you bore a hole starting at one of the ends of the eggplant. Use one-hole drills if needed. Then take the eggplant and put it into the oven at 250 for about 10 minutes to warm it up. Put on some lube on your shaft and slide it in. It feels nice and warm and tight... feels like the real thing. And no messy clean up... just toss it out.