Secret Wank

Last night, was one of these nights...
I woke up from something, a rocking motion next to me..... My heart started pounding like hell.... from excitement.
Was this really true.... was my wife masturbating right next to me ?
I lay still and listened really carefully not to give away that I was fully awake and witnessing every motion of her body.
Unfortunately the rocking stopped, and I started wondering whether my imagination was playing tricks on me.
Anyway... now I had a problem.... I was fully alert, and so was my little friend.... and could not fall asleep again.
The only remedy against it is to give myself a nice masturbation session.

I need to be careful not to wake my wife,
Since I like to play this "time" game....
I wait until my dick is flaccid, and start massaging the tip through my undies....I wear tight underwear, so no chance it will become fully erected when it is tugged in like that.
After a few minutes I will be very close to cum, and slow down to really bring to the edge....(sometimes I go a bit too far, and blow my load in my underwear..... which is kind of messy..... but this adds to the excitement).
At the moment I am edging I look at the alarm clock, when the sum of the numbers is odd, the odds are against me.....)
BUT when it is even apparently the odds are in favour for this sexual adventure.
Anyway I wait a few random minutes (not looking at the clock) and repeat the whole thing.
I repeat this exercise until I either have 3 odds in a row and go to sleep, or 3 evens which means "someone" wants me cum right there.
(and again sometimes after loads of odds and evens the pressure in my balls gets to big and I blow my load in my underwear and I need to clean it somehow with the risk my wife catches me in that embarrassing moment).
Somehow.... I was lucky last night and scored three evens in a row..... so I do not how yet, but one thing is sure.... I am going to cum with my wife next to me.

Big question was how....
Also this question was being answered by the magic clock.
My first question was.... Should I use a condom yes or no....
Again I start massaging my dick in my pants and when I am close.... 1:32 ..... pfew.....
(let me tell you.... not to use a condom in these situations without waking your wife.... gives you just two option.....
blow it on your stomach, but if you are hairy like me, it is pretty hard to clean up without disturbing the whole house and preventing to drip all over the floor when sneaking to the bathroom........the alternative is to catch it in your hand and (try to) swallow it....)
Anyway... this time i am allowed to use a condom....
I keep a stash of (used but clean) condoms in my bedside table... but we come to that later....

Next question ..... hmmm .... Should I swallow the content of it afterwards...... massaging..... I think I am safe.
What is the chance getting 5 "evens" in a row.....
....1:38............shit...........
it is a bit kinky also for my doing.....BUT I always play fair.... I do not cheat even if nobody is looking.....
This will be a NEW experience.....

I think this is kinky enough... so I stop with consulting my clock.... and move a little to my side... and try to open the door of my sidetable.... I need to be careful not to let it slip out of hands....when the door is open, i slowly move my fingers towards the open durex box and try to peel out one of my condoms.....
When you pull them out, it appears to be stuck a little.... and makes this "terrible loud noise" of latex when peeling apart.
I moisten the condom with a bit of spit and put it over my hard dick.....
I start stroking my friend with this slippery condom around it.... it doesn't take long before i reach the point of no return.
My body shakes a bit of a surpressed orgasm.... and a stream of cum fills the condom.....

I pull off the condom as fast as I can, because I know that if I wait too long, my resistance of swallowing my own cum will increase.
I put it to my lips, and let the cum drip into my mouth.... it tastes a bit sweet and warm.... to be honest not to bad....
I am proud of myself.... at least now I know what it tastes like when my wife gives me a blowjob....

I readjust my underwear to cover my flacid friend..... put the empty condom back into the sidetable... and carefully close the door.....

2:00 .... and WOW did I have a good nights sleep afterwards.......

(you guys out there..... try it..... it is very nice mix of excitement, gameplay, kinkyness..... and it is never the same)
(but be carefull not to kiss your wife in the morning, because she will know what you have done .....
(or what the heck.... kiss her and look for the question marks in her eyes... wondering what you did.... an how.

sleep well or enjoy your unsleep.....