Masturbation Completion

I'm skinny, muscular and about 5'10" and my best masturbation story is when I was at home one evening and I had nothing to do so I decided to watch porn because I was very horny for some reason. I got completely naked and got my lube and oiled my cock and balls it felt so good I got hard in about two minutes of oiling myself and I played with my 8 1/2 inch cock. I started rubbing my nipples that were already hard and really getting myself to the climax and when I felt like I was about to bust I stopped ....I waited about 10 minutes before I played with myself. I then got the thought to play with my asshole because I tried it before and it really got me turned on so I oiled my asshole and ribbed it for a good three minutes then I slid one finger in and then two and then three and it felt so damn good. I started moaning with each stroke and I went faster and faster at the same time I was still masturbating with my dominant hand which was my left and after about five minutes I started moaning a lot louder and faster. I knew I was about to cum and I did. I blew a load of about six strands of cum all over my chest, walls, and bed it felt so good, and to finish off I massaged my balls and got every single drop of cum I could and just laid there in bed naked feeling at ease after that. I must say that was my best masturbation ever ...Well I have a lot more I'll have to share on another day

Are you hard? Are you masturbating? If you are good because you should be and if your not....you should be....