Happy Masturbating

I masturbate twice a week. Usually in the evening to help me sleep, but sometimes in the morning or day if I am really horny. Masturbation has been part of my life since I was 13 and it is as normal for me as sleeping.

I talked to my wife years ago and told her I masturbated before we met and will continue to masturbate in our relationship and she was good. She calls me a Smooth Masturbator, like the song.

She masturbates, too. She prefers not to talk about it, but I love to talk about masturbation.

Sometimes I get really horny and I will have sex or masturbate daily for about a week.

When I get really horny and my wife says no, I have been having the best orgasms lately by myself. I switched to KY for lube from hand lotion and like it much better. I get harder faster and the pleasure is better. I will wear a shirt to bed and aim my ejaculate towards my chest. I have been shooting up to my neckline and getting 3-4 orgasmic spasms that make my whole body shake when I come. It is the best!

I like to lay back after and maybe fall asleep, but usually lose the shirt in laundry first. It is better when my wife watches as she did the other night, when I was coming she said 'You go boy!'

I tasted my cum when I was younger and it did not do anything for me. So I do not do that. I will let my wife be the taste tester. And I do not keep any cum rags under the bed or stashed. I used to when a kid, but now as an adult I am also a clean masturbator. Either in shower before work for a quickie where my semen goes down the shower drain or in bed at night on an old white t shirt so the stains can be bleached.

If asked I will admit to masturbating, but never been asked. I feel masturbating is normal, but should be discreet. I am still a bit shy confessing except when I can write anonymously like now.

Enjoy and happy masturbating!