The Memoirs of a Horny 18 Year Old

Possibly my favorite memory is streaking. It was really exciting, just a run around my suburban neighborhood at around three am.

Around the winter of that year, I did the same thing. Only that time, on my way home, I stopped in the middle of the street and jacked off. It was quite possibly the best orgasm of my life; shooting cum all over the yellow reflectors of the street's centerline.

My other favorite memories include having a quicky in a forest in my home of Flagstaff, and masturbating upside-down on a friend's inversion chair (the things for people with back problems). I've had many friends I talked about masturbation with and we masturbated in separate rooms or with the lights off but nothing more serious.

Shaving has been really a turn on to me. I love to shave my dick and balls. It looks amazing afterward. I only have about a 5.5 incher so every bit of hair gone makes it look bigger! I think everyone of both genders should shave; it really looks much better!

I have always been a bit self conscious about my dick. It curves rather steeply skywards and, as I mentioned before, is not very long. Hopefully I'll have the courage to whip it out when the time 'cums!' (I'm REALLY sorry for that pun. Couldn't resist.)

Hope you enjoyed the memoirs of a horny 18 year old!)
GO JACK OFF! lol.