My Love for Humping

When I first started masturbating I had no idea what I was doing, just that it felt good.

Now, really the only way I can get myself off is to hump things. I started off humping stuffed animals, which felt really good. I soon tired of that method and tried a few other things. Another thing I tried was placing the television remote on the ground and layed down with my pussy on top of it applying pressure. One thing I found really pleasurable was humping the arm of the couch, this produced my first orgasm. I love humping the arm of the couch, it's just so good!

When my parents are home, it's hard to actually get myself off without them seeing so one day I was in my room and I was sitting on my laptop talking to some friends. I noticed my big circular paper weight on my desk (I thought it looked kind of like a crystal ball) which was used as a decor. Anyway, I decided to lay on the edge of my bed and attempt to hump that. God it was so good, it wasn't as good as the couch arm, but still really really good! Actually, I'm doing that right now as I'm writing this. I suppose I'll just name all of the things I've humped to get myself off for you readers to try.

Edge of the desk, Edge of the sink, Couch Arm, Paper Weight, Pillows, Stuffed toys, Edge of the bathtub, My bed, Bed posts, The back of a firm high heel, Chairs, Water Bottles, My hand, Brushes, Rolled up towels, Television Remotes and my laptops charger! (The laptop charger feels so good on your clit when it's really warm. Gives you the best orgasm!)