Fuck Yo Couch

Okay so, I needed to share this technique with you. Its going to sound really strange, but I'm not even kidding you, I had an equivalent orgasm to when I have sex and this technique even feels very similar to sex. What you need is a condom that is lubricated, and a couch or couch chair, you want to make sure that there is a fold or crease in the way that the furniture is made, my chair has a triangular crease so it was even shaped like a vagina. Put the condom on and slip your cock into the crease or slit of the couch/chair, then proceed to hump and fuck the couch until you cum. Porn is advised unless you have a hell of an imagination. I was feeling so hot when I did this thinking about having sex again that I really got into it, as soon as I came, my dick felt exactly as if I had fucked someone. My orgasm was powerful and my right leg was twitching and numb. Please, I encourage you to try this! Enjoy!