Jerk, Drive and Random

Several years ago, I figured out I was a voyeur and an exhibitionist. I didn't even know there were words for this behavior. I thought I was the lone perv, but I guess a lot of people are the same.

Well, I read about how guys drive around and jerk in their cars. I love to do this! I read some guy had rules and so do I. No guys, children, babies, old folks etc. However, any woman even if they are ugly or chubby is cool.

I (have a smaller car) will drive next to a female on her left. If you drive on her right, she can't see your crotch. Hopefully, the woman is driving an suv and sees me. I would say one out of ten do see and they usually just take a second look and drive away. I don't have the nerve to honk to get their attention, but I'm sure that would work 10 out of 10 times. I think I enjoy the fact that I can get caught just as much as getting caught. I'll also blow my load into a tissue. Why get it all over your car and clothes?

Random jerk off stories I don't want to write an essay about:

I drove by two indian girls and they laughed while I was doing it. It was great.

I parked and saw a beautiful blonde jogging. She was coming towards me and was watching me jerk off for about 30 yards. She was panting and I was imagining it was because of me screwing her.

I pulled to the shoulder after I passed two chubby women walking. I pretended to act lost. They looked in and saw me, looked at my cock cumming, then to my face and kept walking (I wonder if they talked about it).

I pull up to female cyclists all the time and let them watch me too. They usually have a good time watching. I'm not huge, but I think they enjoy watching me stroke.

I was riding in a bus once beating off with my cock head out. A blonde woman in her 40's was sitting one seat back and across from me, so she was watching the whole thing. When her stop came, I quickly tried to cover up. She was bright red and asked me what time it was in a very nice voice. I think she just wanted a closer look.

too many to tell... dang