I Discover the Use of Handjobs

Both my parents were teachers and I was something of a nerd. By the time I was in Standard9/Grade11 I had never had a serious boyfriend and had never even been kissed (except by relatives, and thats not the sort of kissing I mean). I realised that I was missing out on something in life that all my friends seemed to be enjoying. I did get taken out to the occasional dance or social by guys, but they never showed any interest in becoming even slightly more long-term. I decided to talk to my best friend Beth and ask her advice. I could mention that she claims to have lost her virginity at 13 so I did regard her as someone that knew how to handle boys. Beth thought for a few seconds and said 'I know you don't want to open your legs for a guy, but have you ever given them a handjob?' Now although a nerd, I did know what a handjob was, although I was still totally inexperienced. Beth explained in great detail how to go about it:

Step 1. When in a suitably private spot and having a kiss, 'accidentally' brush hand against guys crotch.

Step 2. Note bulge forming in trousers (if no bulge forms, forget the guy-he is probably queer).

Step 3. Stroke the bulge again and say something like 'O dear, have I made you go like that? Maybe I need to do something about it.'

Step 4. Unzip guy and get it out.

Step 5. Fondle then start pumping-slightly different techniques for cut and uncut guys.

Step 6. Keep clear of firing line in case the guy is a spurter (it was explained that some guys spurt and some ooze).

I applied these rules and my romantic life suddenly took off! I moved in quite a large group of friends and because I had made it known that I wasn't after a serious romance I had a good variety of guys that came into my life and came in my hand! We all parted good friends except for one guy who wanted more than a handjob and accused me bitterly of being a cock-teaser. I think this guy rather thought that he was irresistable-he had by far the biggest dick that I had seen, cut and hard. BTW, although I knew that some guys were cut and others not, I didn't know much about it-this was part of my learning curve now. My brother and father are cut so I had presumed that was how most guys were-it was a bit of a surprise to find that most in fact hadn't been deprived of their foreskins. I came to much prefer wanking uncut guys. I could also mention that all the guys I went out with responded positively to Step 2 above.

My social life and handjobs came to a sudden temporary halt a few months before my final Matriculation Exam. I was intending to go on to University, and because my parents weren't too well off (on teachers' pay) I had to do well in the exams so as to get a bursary.

After the exams, my social life resumed until a few weeks later I left for University (yes, I did do quite well in the exams). What happened there I will keep for another time, if anybody is interested.