Wet Dreams & Cum

I got started jacking off a little early at the age of 9 when my 11 year old cousin showed me how he could do it and already shoot a load of cum. From then on I was a frequent stroker enjoying the hell out of my dry orgasms. I would do this at least once, if not twice a day, and three or four times on weekends.

There was no chance that puberty was going to sneak up on me; No-sir-ree, I was testing for it every day. Also every time my cousin and I got together he would check me out for further signs of being able to cum and we would jack each other into oblivion. (I just marveled at his wad of cum...I was so envious of it.) My cousin had been guiding me for months, checking me out for sudden increase of hair around my dick, balls growing and such. In a couple of years from the indications I had been seeing I knew it couldn't be much longer before I had my first shot.

Shortly after my 11th birthday I was doing my usual soapy jack session in the bathtub expecting my normal dry shot. Much to my surprise three little jets of jizz squirted out. (I quickly found out that it's a pain in the ass to get the coagulated cum cleaned off of the tub and my skin.) After that, I was pumping my cock every chance in order to shoot my cum out as much as I could. Nothing would build up because I kept squirting it out almost as frequently as it accumulated.

Flash forward to my married adult years, until I was 43 I never experienced a wet dream. My ejaculation frequency remained similar to my teen years, between coital sex and my jack off sessions. (Yeah, I was still jacking off far more frequently than having sex..) Then life got complicated, finances, my kids problems, and life in general. I call it my 'dark years'.

Turned out I was diagnosed as being depressed. (Duh!) I was medicated with various anti-depressants trying to find one that worked for me. I was on ProZac the longest. One thing that is common to most drugs in this group is that it affects your sexual function. Bigtime. They said that these side effects may subside in time, but for me it didn't.

What happened was that after taking the drug for a few days, I noticed that it took longer for me to get my nut when having sex with my wife. That was kinda neat...for a while; it took longer and longer to get my rocks off. (Are you finished yet??)

Finally one night after a marathon of screwing I simply could NOT get off. My cock had never failed me, and he stayed hard as a brick the entire time. In fact since I couldn't shoot my wad, it stayed hard for hour afterwards and it hurt after being erect for such a long time.

The next morning in the shower I was determined to beat it into submission. I stroked, I jacked, I did every trick I knew how to trigger an ejaculation, but it just would not fire. It would get up to the brink...oh so close..but never would go over the edge to squirt city. I finally gave up and dressed with a full boner that was obvious. My teen age son said 'surely you're not going to work with that!' (What was I to do? Leave home without it or call in saying I had a hard on and couldn't come to work?) Slowly it finally went soft while I drove to work.

This went on for a couple of weeks with me jacking off daily until my cock was puffy and sore, but no cum. It reminded me of when I was 9 years old and what my cock looked like after jacking off. Then I was afraid that my dad would see my puffy red dick and know that I had been playing with it.

A couple weeks passed and then one night I was awakened by a strange feeling of wetness. I always sleep nude. My thigh was covered and the sheets had this cold wetness. I patted the sheets and rubbed my fingers together and instantly realized that I had shot a wad in my sleep. MY FIRST WET DREAM at age 43!! I was quite amused by it and had to chuckle. I also had to move over to get out of the cold wet spot.

Over the next 8 or 9 months I continued to be unable to ejaculate by the usual means while on the meds. I was always able to get good erections and play as long as I wanted to. I had a few more wet dreams, but I also experienced another interesting thing. When I would take a crap, a goodly amount of cum would dribble out of my cock at the same time. This would happen about every other day. Wet dreams and taking a crap were the only two ways that cum would exit my body.

My overall take on this experience is that wet dreams are largely due to guys not shooting off as much cum as their glands are making. If a guy jacks off frequently enough, he probably will rarely, if ever (like me) have a wet dream. If a guy WANTS to squirt a load in bed while he's asleep, simply stop jacking for a few days or maybe a week and I'll almost bet he'll have a wet dream.

While I wasn't turned off by my own wet dreams (I don't have any problem with cum being all over) I missed the fun of watching the ribbons squirt out when I jacked and it did make a mess in the bed. (I'm not a total pig.)

Fortunately, after several months of treatment I was switched to Welbutrin, which does not have the sexual side affects that the other drugs had. After about a week of being off ProZac, things began to return to normal. I could finally pump my cock and get rewarded with a load of cream. It may be my imagination, or it may be just the passage of time, but I don't think I ever quite returned to the ease of cumming that I had before being on the meds. But I don't mind as long as I can jack off and cum when I want to. The Dark Days are over. : )