Coffee Anyone?

I reckon I've found the ultimate do-it-yourself cum-machine.

We have available iced coffee in nicely shaped platic bottles (600 ml size fits better than 750 ml)with smooth lips - just the thing to slip the 'old man' into.

A little bit of lube (women's hand lotion with minimum perfume) and it can be worked either in jack off style or thrusting if held down ... and the sensations ... just great especially when watching porno movies like now ... two lesbians going at it ... what a turn on and the feelings on the dick are just great

Gotta keep going ... can't stop now!