Students Say Things

I was doing my student teaching in physical education at a local high school several years ago.. and I was in the locker room which was full of busy high school guys, Trying to stay out of their way as they were changing out, I ignored most of the scene. I moved to the teacher's office without an incident. I was relieved.

A student came to the office after most students had run to the field for activities. This guy was quite normal.... dressed out, ready to work out. He asked if he could tell me a joke, I didn't hesitate. He said it was funny and that I would laugh. Okay, then, shoot!

He said something about kissing an animals head-seems I heard that before... I wasn't laughing-he pulled his short pockets out to point my attention to his groin... that would be the head between the ears (his pockets) ARRRRGH! I fell for it. How silly. How scary.

I just stared for a moment thinking of what to say or do-I guess I was supposed to laugh...or, maybe get mad and yell at him. I am thinking maybe a middle grader would find it funny-a joke. But a high schooler? Ummm. I just sent him on his way to PE. I wondered if I should have written him a referral for 'rudeness'? Other? I did not.

That night, at home, quite alone, in fact, I had a wild time jerking off thinking about that silly joke and the funny teen! I am glad that I 'let it go....' He'll never know that his joke was part of a fantastic solo act of pleasure... We haven't said a thing about his joke again. I won't either.