Busted

I've been beating my meat ever since my first pube hair sprouted. I got married 2 yrs ago to a wonderful babe but I still slap my salami during the monthly cycle. A few days ago I was home alone and stroking my bone when the bathroom door that I didn't lock flew open. Oh you should have seen the look on her face. It went from shock to 'ewww nasty' to anger. When I say anger I mean she gave me a fast knee to the nut sack. I drew in a deep breath. She said something to the effect of 'sick mother fucker' and then kicked me in the balls. I saw every star in the galaxy as I dropped to my knees. I think I may have blacked out for a minute. She didn't talk to me for a couple of days. My nads were bruised and out of commission. We talked it over. She called me a perv and stuff. All in all I think we're cool again. I tried to get her to read some of the Solo Touch stories. She wouldn't but I think she will sneak a peek and get her freak on. Her busting my balls was her way of hiding her freaky finger action. For you guys who get caught and go all the way.....Cool Beans !!!! My trip was for the birds. I'm not hatin'...Just masturbatin'