Eggplant Pussy

Melons work good for a fake pussy, but what I have found is even better. First pick out a nice size eggplant from the grocery store and a banana for lube. Make sure to pick one that will accommodate you. Cut off one end and carefully make a hole in one side a little smaller than your erect cock. You will need to scoop some of the eggplant out, but that's ok.

Next, peel a banana and cut it in two down the middle. Stuff in a few slices of the banana and quickly nuke in the microwave. Make sure that you stick your fingers in first so you won't burn yourself. I suggest taping the outside of the eggplant to prevent it from breaking apart. The warm banana mixed in the eggplant shell feels awesome. Enjoy!