Try a Cantalope

I have tried this many times with all kinds of fruit and melons. I have found that I like the canalope the best. What you do is leave the canalope out over night to let it get to room warmth. Or if you want to make it last(your fun time with the melon) leave it in the frig. Take it out when you are ready and cut a small hole in one end. Try to force your dick in. If to small open it just a little at a time till you can force it in. Stand against a table top to hold the melon in place or use both hands. Just start fucking it like a pussy. It will be noisy so you can make a small hole for the air to escape on the other end. I like it noisy though. With the tight hole and the warm juices inside it is amazing how good it feels. When you shoot your load you can open the melon later and wash it out and no one who eats it will know what you did with it. Try it I think you like the results.