Banana in the Tail Pipe

I take a very hard green banana and lube it in vegetable oil. Then I get in a doggie position with my legs apart wide. I slide the long curved fruit in and out of my ass slowly. It stretches with a painful pleasure and takes some time. My pussy goes crazy and I dont even touch it.(yet) I get to a point to where I HAVE to frig myself and then I reach under and rub my clit to a frenzy. This is one hell of an orgasm !! I often challenge myself as to if I can hold the banana with my ass muscles as I use my hand for other things. I also try to see how deep I can get it but be careful not to take ALL of it. (or you might have to make a trip to the ER). Sometimes I'll curl in a fetal position and do this.