Home Grown Toys

I have enjoyed reading all the creative techniques other men have come up with. Having been masturbating since age 9, I have had a lot of experience. The anal aspect has been part of my activities since about age 11. I use a wide variety of materials from produce finds to dildos. Everything feels good from a lubed finger to scary size dildos replicated from a human hand.

What I have been finding appealing lately is shopping in my garden for toys. I have planted specific vegetables for my own personal use. Let me tell you, it's very hard-on producing to wander through the rows feeling ears of corn and gauging whether they are ready to stick up my butt. Cucumbers and, eggplants and hard green tomatoes are fun too. When I have made my selection, most of the time I just go in the barn, drop my pants and shove it in. I walk around doing my chores for several hours with that veggie making me aware of it's presence with every step. As I go about my business, I give my cock an occasional stroke.

After a few hours, I'm leaking precum like crazy. When I'm ready to cum, I sit down on a bale of hay, creating more pressure on my prostate. By this time, it only takes a few strokes to blow a huge load. After I have wiped myself off, I go to the compost pile and deposit the veggie there to be recycled.