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What a Nice Morning

Getting old is not for the weak, probably because you're dead by now. Anyway, when I was a young guy, I'd wake up with a stiff dick and bound out of bed. Now at age 65, everything else is stiff and what was once my lance of love is only my water spout, and even then it leaks!

With aches and pains, I crawl out of bed every morning and hobble to the bathroom, bent with arthritis. However, from time to time, I give myself a morning treat by taking a small bit of a Viagra tablet at bedtime. Invariably, in the pre-dawn hours I wake up with the fine teenage morning woodie! What a treat for an old guy to reach down and stroke my stiff dick! I seldom climax, don't bother with lube, don't stick the dildo in my ass and am too asleep to fantasize...I simply enjoy the forgotten feel of my erect cock.

Ah, the simple pleasures of life that we take for granted throughout most of our lives become few and far between as we age, especially if we have some medical problens. At least we now have the 'sacred blue pill' to give us old guys a chance to experience the good times before we pass to the great beyond. Thus, I began my morning today. Thank's for a great website. I read it every day. Masturbation is the first sex we experience in life and also perhaps the last as we age. Trust me, wives in their 60's don't wake their husbands up in the morning with their fingers wrapped around the old man's cock. It's a do it yourself world out there. That's why God gave us hands and an imagination.


Posted on: 2006-08-17 00:00:00 | Author: