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Older but Not Wiser

I went out drinking a few weeks ago and even though I tried my best, came home alone, drunk, and horny. As soon as I walked into my apartment I felt the urge to relieve the ache in my groin. I fired up my best porn on the computer and dropped my pants. I was so into getting myself off that I never heard my apartment door (that I mistakenly left ajar) being opened by the two college girls that lived in the apartment accross the hall from mine. They noticed that I never turned the headlights off in my car and were doing the neighborly thing by stopping by to let me know about it. I could tell by the smiles on their faces that they enjoyed my show. I wasn't until I sat back in my chair and looked for something to wipe up the mess with that I found out they were in my apartment with me. As I squirmed in my chair one of them took a napkin from her purse and dropped it on my deflating penis. All that was said to me as they left was 'oh by the way, you left your headlights on'.


Posted on: 2006-05-08 00:00:00 | Author: