Older but Not Wiser
I went out drinking a few weeks ago and even though I tried my best, came home alone, drunk, and horny. As soon as I walked into my apartment I felt the urge to relieve the ache in my groin. I fired up my best porn on the computer and dropped my pants. I was so into getting myself off that I never heard my apartment door (that I mistakenly left ajar) being opened by the two college girls that lived in the apartment accross the hall from mine. They noticed that I never turned the headlights off in my car and were doing the neighborly thing by stopping by to let me know about it. I could tell by the smiles on their faces that they enjoyed my show. I wasn't until I sat back in my chair and looked for something to wipe up the mess with that I found out they were in my apartment with me. As I squirmed in my chair one of them took a napkin from her purse and dropped it on my deflating penis. All that was said to me as they left was 'oh by the way, you left your headlights on'.